Female Intelligence
A man, who loved money more than just about anything, said just before he died to his wife,
"Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me".
When he died she did what she had promised, came over with the money box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"
She said,
"Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife.
"I wrote him a check."