Millionaire
A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire."
"Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked.
"A billionaire."
Saving Money
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father.
"Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand".
" Good", my dad quickly replied. " Wash it again!"